You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
How did I end up in the pool?!
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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