i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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