I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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