You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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