I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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