Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
