that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
