He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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