Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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