Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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