Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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