I'm going to rape someone's good day.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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