we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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