I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
