Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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