Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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