the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Dear god my vagina.
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