i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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