I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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