I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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