i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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