I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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