Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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