Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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