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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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