I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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