His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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