This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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