Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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