so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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