we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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