i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize