Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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