I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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