I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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