You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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