at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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