Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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