my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Someone stole a lamp last night.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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