I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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