i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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