it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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