Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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