Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just cut my nipple shaving
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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