This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I bet he comes in French.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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