My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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