I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
A bitchslap is in order.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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