think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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