So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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