he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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