its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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