I CAN MOONWALK!
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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