I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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