If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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