Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you didnt know i had herpes?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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