u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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