Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
