Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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