she was so not down for the gang bang
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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