Its about making memories worth repressing
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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